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[Oct. 8th, 2006|02:19 pm] |
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Jack the Monkey! I'm not surprised.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Jack the Monkey are all berries! He's probably eaten so many berries that they consider him one!
- Jack the Monkey can live for up to a week without a head. Don't try it!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jack the Monkey. And you said he was stupid!
- Jack the Monkey was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants! That's not fair! He's a MONKEY!
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Jack the Monkey! Awwwwkwaaaaaaard.
- Jack the Monkey is 984 feet tall. Weird. Then Barbossa must be 34,233 feet tall.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Jack the Monkey. It's a small universe.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Jack the Monkey! How can they fit in him?!
- Jack the Monkey can sleep with one eye open!
Eh, he's a monkey.
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[Sep. 24th, 2006|07:46 pm] |
So sorry I haven't been here in a while! I've broken my leg, (well, actully popped the bone out of place big time) and it's been in this HUGE boot, and this week I'm with Shanna *punches Shanna voodoo doll* and my dad's house and at my room is upstairs, and I forgot to bring my laptop, so I have to use the computer in my room, and my leg hasn't been letting me get upstairs because of the stupid bone.
**Karii** |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2006|08:17 pm] |
My Jack the Monkey:
-Is cute on the outside, pure evil on the inside
-Is obsessed with gold
-Likes to take things
-Likes to bite things
-Hates Jack Sparrow
-Likes to take things
-Is very curious
-Likes to take Jack Sparrow's stuff, ecspecailly his hat
- Is loyal to Barbossa
-Is an undead monkey
- Would prefer to remain cursed than living
-Sqeaks at things he doesn't understand or is curious about
-Hates Elizabeth
-Would rather be on the Ilsa De Morta than on any ship
-Has a very small brain
-Often gets into trouble with Jack Sparrow's crew
- Halfway likes Tia Dalma |
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[Aug. 30th, 2006|04:26 pm] |
I escaped from the Dungeon of X_jackthemonkey!I looted a Figurine of Davy Joness, the Sceptre of Navy, the Armour of Navy, the Dagger of X Gillette X, a Figurine of X Anamaria X and 0 gold pieces. Score: 125 Explore the Dungeon of X_jackthemonkey and try to beat this score, or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon... |
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[Aug. 24th, 2006|09:24 pm] |
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as x_jackthemonkey.
- It is impossible to fold x_jackthemonkey more than seven times.
- X_jackthemonkey is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp!
- If you drop x_jackthemonkey from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first.
- X_jackthemonkey can smell some things up to six miles away.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in x_jackthemonkey.
- X_jackthemonkey can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
- Contrary to popular belief, x_jackthemonkey is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in x_jackthemonkey.
- The first domain name ever registered was x_jackthemonkey.com.
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